One Direction, or 1D as their fans call them. Note I said their fans, not me. I’m not included in that category. I do not like One Direction. I don’t listen to them. I don’t want to see their new movie that is coming out because how stupid is that? Oh, and I don’t want to go see them in concert because paying 300 bucks for a crappy seat is just ridiculous.
BUT! This zombie is taking a little sister to see One Direction. I think. Not positive if she conned the parental units out of that much cash yet for tickets. This is seriously expensive torture. $600just to torture me. What on earth have I done wrong enough to deserve to be stuck in a stadium full of screaming pre-teen and high school girls, drooling over a group of British dweebs who can sing. It’s just ridiculous.
Maybe I should stage a protest, eat one of them or something. That might get people’s attention. Or not. I don’t know, my sister might get kind of angry if I ate the boys in the band she likes. But she could always find a new band to crush on, right? I’m sure there are lots of others out there, actually, I know there are. Why couldn’t she like a different boy band, like the Backstreet Boys. Or 98 Degrees. I took her to see Ed Sheeran, but I like him so I could put up with the screaming girls, and middle aged women who threw bras and things up on the stage. That was weird. But whatever. It happens I guess.
This is just a warning though, if you like One Direction, they might get eaten by a zombie. Although I’d probably leave most of the band, after like two people, I’m pretty full. And I think there are five of them. And I’ve never eaten a British pop star so I’m not sure they’ll taste very good. I guess I could just bite them all and turn them into zombies. Well, it might turn them into zombies. Who knows honestly…
If you were a zombie, what musician would you eat? And who would you turn into a zombie to keep around forever? Or at least until someone figures out a better way of keeping us dead. I think I personally might bring back The Lizard King, Jim Morrison, singer from The Doors. That is, if I could also travel back in time. But hypothetically, let’s just say we can. Or Ed Sheeran, I think he’d make an adorable zombie.
Think about it and if you feel like it, let me know your response. I’m kind of interested. Find some good tunes and don’t get bit.