Okay, so there are an insane number of bizarre reality television shows that are on TV now. I mean, there are entire channels that are really just made up with reality TV shows, even if they aren’t called reality TV, we all know that’s what they are. Maybe they aren’t exactly like Big Brother or anything of that nature, but I never actually watched that show so I don’t really have a whole lot to compare it to. But there are shows like, once again never watched it but I know enough not too, Jersey Shore and Jerry Springer and Survivor and the list goes on. Some of these shows aren’t quite as awful I guess. I don’t watch Honey Boo Boo or anything but I have to admit to watching the awful show, Toddlers and Tiaras.
You know the show that I mean, where they dress up little itty bitty kids in clothing that is sometimes more revealing than anything I’d ever leave the house in, let alone prance around on stage. And the makeup is more than enough to put your stereotypical hooker to shame. Hookers wear makeup, right? So maybe I don’t have a whole lot of experience in that department either, my bad. I’ve seen a few before, but that was in Scotland and maybe things work differently in the US. I’m not sure. There aren’t any Page 3 Girls in the US, if you don’t know what I’m talking about you probably aren’t from the UK.
Not the point though. I kind of already forgot what I was talking about. Totally got distracted by the hookers. Anyways… My favorite part about the awful Toddlers and Tiaras is all the glittery stuff going on there. Sequins galore, rhinestones, glitter… It’s just so sparkly that I can’t help myself.
Diamonds are wonderful and all but I think really as long as it’s sparkly you have a winner. Remember that boys, women enjoy sparkly jewelry. And puppies. Don’t forget the puppies!
But I was talking about that show. T&T for now, it’s too long to write out each time. And I just don’t feel like it. Mostly I just don’t feel like it.
So I can understand wanting to instill confidence in your children, especially your little girls, and wanting them to feel beautiful and stuff, but I also feel like with all the makeup and stuff, being so unnatural, it isn’t really a natural beauty. And I think it might make little girls think that they have to be the most beautiful person around to be happy. And of course, if they don’t win then they don’t think they are pretty and that’s really sad.
Maybe I should enter a beauty pageant. That would go over really well, I’m sure. Zombie for Miss America. My platform could be no brains left uneaten, or something like that. Until next time, don’t get bit.